James' Song
This is a song about my friend James
He lives in Union Wharf
He's quite tall and pretty funny
and definitely not a dwarf.
He takes pictures of hills and ditches
and of Burmese folk.
He's pretty funny but I've said that already
He's clever and I laugh at every joke.
Well, not every joke.
Oh well.
One of my favourite times with James
was when he got me to ride a Boris bike
something I thought I would never do.
He's got another friend whose name is Mike
and he's pretty cool too.
Oh Silvina, have you seen her?
She's a portugeuse beauty. Absolutely, oh,
absolutely.
Oh Alice, oh Alice, oh Alice
why the malice?
Bring the love to Union Wharf
and there will be enough love in there
to fill every coffee cup from here
to Dusseldorf.