This is something you've probably read.
If you're messed up in the head,
Man, I feel you. I can heal you.
Consider your dreams interpreted.
I've got so many fans, like little Hans.
My influence only expands.
Every neuroscientist should know
This psychoanalyst put the super in super-ego.
JUNG:
No one doubts my authenticity
My metaphors of electricity
I’m not tainted by bad publicity
And that’s synchron-fucking-icity.
You can try to diss me,
but my patients want to kiss me.
Everyone in society
wants a piece of me,
consciously,
unconsciously
and collectively.
FREUD:
I can explain psychic pain, and all its effects.
The cause of every complex.
It all comes back to sex, yo.
(Just ask Anna O, yo).
If you've got a problem, try me.
I hold the key to your psyche.
Nobody can falsify me.
Not even mystics mystify me.
JUNG:
I don't know much about the brain,
but I maintain that if you're insane
and your wants and wishes
are obscene, feel unclean.
I can tell you what they mean.
Hey Freud, don't be annoyed.
You're just a weirdo with a beard, yo.
A little man with a very big cigar.
Trying to compensate for how small-minded you are?
FREUD:
If you don’t think that I’m the best,
it’s just repressed,
and you are secretly obsessed,
but you know it and you will show it
when your latent desires are made manifest.