Things I can't do, and things I am not
Mathematics, even basic calculation
Pose
Speak loudly in public
Confident
Put on make up faultlessly
Speak knowledgeably about politics
Chat on the phone
Organised
Stable
Graceful
Roller-blade
Give up hope
Things I can do, and things I am
Apologise
Use British sign language
Take good portraits
Word play
Clumsy
Bookworm
Understand
Forgive
Writer
Lose a lot of weight quickly
Recite the entirety of The Love Song of Alfred j Prufrock, and Hamlet's soliloquy, from memory
Remember the details of conversations
Keep trying
